Husbandering advise 101

The burn cause me to unable to sleep comfortably at night, more due to the fact that i cant sleep on my left than the pain or thought of it.
You know how you get from one thought and then it goes further to another and then to another – train of thoughts as we know it? So I was thinking how come I want to keep turning left.
I recalled asking my barber about the parting of my hair or why is it pressed or whatever la. His immediate reply was, “Isteri ko tidur sebelah mana?” (On which side does your wife sleeps?)
“Kiri,” was my reply. (Left)
He smiled and said, “Ko akan pusing mana bau isteri ko.” (You will turn where the smell of your wife is.)
Man, this man is brilliant. Simply brilliant. I told you guys before, my barber is like a guru, all-knowing
and an expert in almost anything.
What just hit me this morning was that, if left parting because she is on my left and right parting for the other, then center parting???
Anyway, for the last 17 years, she has been on my left. Simply because for her, good things are on the right. Ahem.
In conclusion, my advice to all husbands, those new ones, those who still got time to change, those still flexible to turn, to switch places often. So when shit happens, you are comfortable to feel crap either way.